Here are the secrets to a successful life according to Roxy DeVille. Men should never wear white shoes, they shouldn't be douche bags either. Also never wear clothes with rhinestones on them, don't talk about your car, don't drive a convertible and don't highlight your hair. As for women, she it's OK no to dress like a slut for Halloween and both sexes should always pay their taxes. Sound words to live by Roxy Deville (also know as Roxy De Ville, Roxy De and Roxi Devill). I would have never thought that fetish queens were so picky. I guess I'll never wear my tiger pattered bleached rhinestone jean jacket around you while I'm cruising down Santa Monica Boulevard on Halloween night with my girlfriend dressed like a hooker in my convertible mustang 5.0. My car is so rad it'll take on anything on the road and in the sky. I even hot it pearl white to match my white kickers as I look in the mirror to see if the hair colorist did a good job on my hair. We're going to go watch some porn videos with Eva Angelina and Sasha Grey. Man I would fuck these bitches so hard they would be like "How come your not in the game? Your definitely packing the right tool". Gigidy.