I'm on Renee Pornero's website right now and I don't understand anything that's written down. It's all in some strange language that I can't decipher. Oh wait, it's Germanese. I recognize some of the words from Volkswagen commercials I've seen. I really don't know why all these German pornstars
are freaks in the sack but I'm not one to complain as I wish, sometimes very hard, that I can land myself a Sauerkraut sweetie of my own one day. So upon checking her profile I've found out that she's actually Austrian from the land we call Austria. That's that giant land mass under Asia and close to New Zealand. Those Austrians must have a hard time dealing with all those Kangaroos. Oh yeah I forgot to mention that Renee Pornero also goes by Renee, Manu Babe, Manuela and Rene Pornero in case anyone was planning on doing some e-detective work now you don't have to since I've done it for you. No need to thank me really, just send a donation to help out those Austrians and their kangaroo problem. I'm watching some of her scenes right now and this chick looks like a 50's pinup sometimes, kind of like a dirtier Dita Von Teese
if you can imagine. She definitely needs to be ranked higher on KeezMovies.com and the only way to bring her past girls like Gianna Michaels
or Jada Fire
is to watch her scenes and I doubt that would really bother anyone. So it's all up to you internet people and your awesome powers to make this happen. Also, don't forget to help the kangaroo relief fund. One day we will be able to save those Austrians from those deadly creatures. I heard they come with lazers now.