Some years back, my uncle ventured out to the Golden State otherwise known as California and upon traveling through the mid-west, Arkansas was experiencing it's worst drought since the summer of 1934. Native Americans used sacrificial lambs to beckon a weather system in hopes it would bring rain. And just before all hope was lost, a savior came to town and in one brush of her mighty breasts, restored irrigation and faith to the entire state. The owner of those breasts goes by the name of Lisa Lipps (Starry Knights), clocking in at a staggering bra size of 53EE. Now to say big tits
would be an insult, rather gargantuan melons that would make Paul Bunyon look like a smurf. Her titanic ta-ta's captured the eye of many in the porn industry and a star with celestial-boobies was born. Folklore has it that her chest caused the Hindenburg crash. Some say they were pivotal in the collapse of the Roman empire. However, her previous co-star Letha Weapons will testify on behalf of her bust; "The bigger they are, the harder we cum." And my uncle could not agree more. Stopping for some rest, he encountered a corner-store by the name of Granny's Corner. Inside, behind the isles of jams, coffee and sundries, stood a blonde
women with tits bigger than the dome at Epcot. It was Lisa Lipps! Having become the local heroine, she had established herself in the state where her juggs, now cast in gold, have been erected atop the Little Cock...er Little Rock City Hall for all to titty-fuck...er cherish.