Good evening folks, and welcome to another episode of Unsolved Porn-steries. On tonight's program we will hear the strange tale of Kerri Hart. She was one of the biggest, brightest stars for a brief period in 1984, but then she vanished from the porniverse, never to be seen again. Some have suggested that she was abducted by aliens, others have claimed that they have seen her eating in a diner across the table from a portly, grey-haired Elvis, but we just think that she probably shot a few movies and decided that porno wasn't for her. She actually holds the distinction of being one of the very first pornstars ever to sport a Monroe piercing on her face, so she's definitely a bit of a rebel.
Kerri made her XXX film debut in 1984's Erotic Encounters. This film also stars the lovely French temptress Jacqueline Lorians. Over the next few months, she appeared in two more films, each with exactly the same cast. Some have chosen to see this as an ominous and vastly conspiratorial addition to the already mysterious story behind this porn hottie. The FBI (that's the Federal Boobie Inspectors, not to be confused with that other FBI) have asked anyone with any information on Kerri’s whereabouts to pull out their junk and start fapping immediately. Who knows what could have become of this vintage beauty, had she not gone missing? We might have even had another Nina Hartley on our hands.