Jenna Presley

The elder of three, Jenna Presley is part of the new wave of adult film stars heating up the latest porn videos that we all love. She was born in sunny California which is leading me to think that maybe it's time for me to move there from the shivery East coast. That's what my friends Nick and Frank did to try and get their band started. They aren't the best looking lads but man do they have stage presence. Frank with his leather pants slapping that bass as if it we're Gianna Michaels ass and Nick yelping out those screams that make me think that he might be possessed by the Demon Lord Dante or Shyla Stylez. So Frank and Nick packed their bags and hope into their lime green 1976 AMC Gremlin and hit the road for greener pastures. Last I heard Nick was selling blue fountain pens on the Sunset strip and weighs over 300 pounds, his body never recovered after trying to jump over 7 beer kegs on his pink tricycle. Frank, who now has a foot odor problem, has since then gone on to perform as a one man band covering the hits of such great artists as Richard Marx and Vanilla Ice. I'm pretty sure Jenna Presley owns a copy of "Cover Me Bad", Frank's first solo release and I heard, not sure if it's true, that Jenna Presley signed her first contract with a pen that she bought from Nick at "California Blue Pens", that's what he calls the cardboard box that he lives in. Such a tragic story. Jenna Presley has big tits by the way.