Anetta Keys

Oh! Anetta Keys. When I saw you for the first time in the Hollywood movie "Euro Trip", I came. That "Club Vandersexx" scene you were in resulted in me having to clean my TV screen. When I saw you on the cover of the DVD for "National Lampoon's Spring Break", I came. It completely Ruined my box cover. When I saw your videos on KeezMovies.com dildoing your tight cunt, I came. The gooey mess screwed up the buttons on my monitor and it is useless now. The way I see it, you owe either a new monitor or slightly used one, a new DVD box cover and a Windex bottle with some paper towels. I also accept cash and blowjobs. If all these options are an inconvenience for you, a foursome involving both of us along with Belladonna and Sasha Grey will suffice. Please reply as soon as possible as my monitors colors are pretty messed up and the color blue is set to the maximum level. Everyone looks like a smurf and I am starting to speak like one.