Midnight Prowl

Review:

     Normally, regular guys like you and I don’t get a chance to fuck pornstars. If we did, we might not be watching porn in the first place. Midnight Prowl, however, takes a more egalitarian approach to pornstar pussy; they’ve decided that they want to help spread the wealth a little, or at least give a little wealth to the pornstar and get her to spread her legs and lips for the common folk.

Imagine walking down the street at night, minding your own business. Perhaps you were at the local bar for a beer and a game of pool and are now walking back to your empty apartment with its empty fridge and empty freezer, your empty wallet in your back pocket reminding you of your empty job. Maybe you stop in to a local sex shop on your way home to see a bit of flesh and start your motor running. All of a sudden, into the shop walks a big-time pornstar like Nautica Thorn or Cody Lane with a camera crew. They want you to drop your pants and let this slut suck your cock while they film it. Do you do it? These guys sure do, and they get the best ride of their miserable little lives.

As a Meat Members network site, you know that the action on Midnight Prowl will be bizarre, extreme and depraved. And if those are their targets, they don’t disappoint. The guys they find for their videos are the lowest of the low, bottom feeders who look like they haven’t had a good day since Jimmy Carter was President of the United States. Watching these guys get it on with top-tier pornstar talent is like watching an accident at the side of the road: you don’t want to look but you just can’t turn away. The free tour lays it all out for you: the girls are hot, the guys are not and the members’ section will, apparently, draw this train wreck to its natural and inevitable conclusion, all in amazing Technicolor. Let’s take a deep breath and jump into the members’ section of Midnight Prowl.

There have been 125 girls willing to go on the prowl so far, usually with 2 videos each; a first and a second part to their adventures. Part one usually involves them getting pounded by Frank, the organizer of this whole debaucherous freak show, before getting down and dirty in part two with totally random and totally inappropriate strangers. These whores don’t care if the guys they bang are fat, old, bald or ugly, and more often than not these lucky bastards are some unwholesome combination of all four winning traits.

Most of the videos are decent quality, although even the “high” resolution .wmv videos only played at 512x288 resolution which does not make it easy to watch full screen without serious loss of clarity. Many of the older videos have even fewer file type and resolution options. Besides browsing the updates by date posted or top rated, there aren’t many navigation or search options. This is especially disquieting since your membership comes included with access to the Meat Members network of 45 (!) included porn sites. At least the Midnight Prowl seems to reliably post a new update once per week, meaning that if the site appeals to you, you won’t go hungry waiting for your next dose of filth-fucking.

There is no lack of porno pussy screaming for your attention on the internet and, if the glut of pay sites has turned the industry into a bit of a circus, then Midnight Prowl is the carnival side-show. You might never admit that it turns you on but, almost against your will, you pay your nickel and take a trip to the other side of the velvet curtain. Midnight Prowl is the answer to the over-airbrushed glamour porn that you snuck glances at in your youth. This is not your daddy’s porn and they know you want to watch, even if you say that you don’t.



Grade: 79/100