Intense Penetrations

Review:

     I first heard the stories in high school. A friend of a friend knew a guy who worked in a hospital and would tell stories of the girls (and guys) that came in to the Emergency Room to have various objects with which they had been playing, and which had become stuck, removed from their rectum. The objects, if you believe the tales, included everything from the expected vibrators and dildos to the more extreme light bulbs, flashlights, broom handles, plantains, gerbils and more. The internet is filled with urban legends of this type, but there are only a small handful of places online where you can actually witness intense penetrations of this kind. One of them is a website so appropriately named that it leaves no room for doubt or mystery.

Intense Penetrations was clearly not designed for everyone’s tastes. If you are bored of the same type of porn your daddy used to watch and are looking for something that pushes the envelope a little bit further or if you are simply curious about what some people are willing and eager to do for a good time, you will be intrigued. If you are squeamish or have a low tolerance for the bizarre and fetishistic, you may want to avert your eyes – if you can.

On the free tour of Intense Penetrations you’ll get more than just a good idea about the kind of crazy shit these people will force down a girls throat or up pussy and ass. I saw Barbie dolls, baseball bats, all manner of vegetables, garden tools, fire extinguishers… even lava lamps and loaves of crusty bread! You’d think that their pussy was a garage, they put so much shit in there! If this is what the free tour brings us, I can hardly imagine the members’ section. Let’s go see if it’s as stuffed as these snatches.

There have been 32 updates to Intense Penetrations so far, each one creatively finding new and original foreign objects to introduce to the moist depths of pornstar pussy. And quite a lineup of pornstars there is, as well. From Gia Paloma and Trina Michaels all the way up to the up-for-anything Ava Devine and anal queen Bridgitte Kerkove. When the girls are this hot and this willing, you know that it’s gonna be one hell of a ride.
Unfortunately, the content appears to be ripped from DVDs so, while the action lives up to the Intense Penetrations name, the videos are not necessarily exclusive to this website. The first movie that I checked out starred Gia Paloma having a good time eagerly fucking herself with three rubber chickens. The video only played at 320x240 resolution, though, which is way too small by today’s standards.

Wait… Did I just say that she was fucking herself with rubber chickens? Yes, yes I did. This is that kind of a site, folks.

There aren’t a lot of episodes on this site, but your membership does give you access to all the sites that are available on the All Adult Pass network. There are over 11,500 videos in total across 61 different sites, so there is a ton of content for you to wank to here. As well, updates happen here at a remarkable rate. Last month they updated with an average of over 7 DVDs and over 15 picture sets per day. There are simply not enough hours in the day to go through all the hardcore action that they have on this network and I don’t see how anyone could find themselves stuck on this site with nothing to watch.

The bottom line here is that the action in the Intense Penetrations videos is, well, intense. There just doesn’t seem to be quite enough of it and the video quality is sub-par. The total amount of porn you get on the network, however, is mind blowing, so be sure to check out the other sites that are available. If you like them, your porn dollars stretch a long way here.



Grade: 68/100