Brazil Bang

Review:

     If you were to close your eyes, sit back and try to think of the most fun scenario you could possibly imagine, it would probably involve a bevy of sexy girls, firm round asses and a hot, exotic locale. Some guys are living that dream. I’m just a writer, so the only place that I can get in on that action is either in my overactive imagination or by living vicariously through the adventures of the lucky bastards on Brazil Bang.
The title basically says it all: gang bangs with hot, tight, big ass Brazilian bombshells are the name of the game on Brazil Bang and if there’s a place closer to a hedonistic paradise I’m not sure what it is. We already know that Brazil produces the best soccer team in the world, I suppose it’s safe to say that they know how to play with balls. I can hardly wait.

The free tour of Brazil Bang is about as straightforward as they come. Take a look at some previews of a couple of their most recent updates, read some of the website’s claims (“100% Exclusive Content!” and, “6 Girls in Every Scene!”) and see what other bonus websites are included with your network access (everything from “Cum Swapping Cheerleaders” and “Kung Pao Pussy” to “2 in the Stink” and “White Slave Whores” and more). And that’s about it for the free tour. I guess we’ll have to jet into the members’ section before we can find out more. Let’s get to it.

There have been 60 episodes added to Brazil Bang so far at a frequency of about 2 per month. Not exactly tons of content, but you do get access to a total of 35 different hardcore websites here, so I suppose that while you could burn through the Brazil Bang videos fairly quickly, the network could keep you busy for a while. Thankfully, jumping between the sites is fairly easy, although I wish that there was a way for me to search through the website or network for videos; there are no search parameters on this site at all. No way to search by model name, by top rated, nothing. The only way to select videos that I could see was to browse the thumbnails from the update lists.

Browsing the list of Brazil Bang updates, a few things become obvious fairly fast. Most of the girls look pretty good, but most of the videos are 1 on 1 action or threesomes! This has me confused, not only is this supposed to be a gang bang site, but the free tour says in big, bold letters that there are six girls in every scene. The early updates on Brazil Bang do indeed feature Brazilian gang bangs, but at least 3/4 of the updates are strictly hardcore and feature no more than two to four performers. That’s certainly not what the tour led us to believe, and I’m disappointed that I’m not getting what I paid for.

To make matters even more frustrating, the videos themselves were of a quality that could at best be described as average. The highest resolution that the videos would play in is 400x300, which is pitifully small when compared to the industry standards these days. Add to that poor camera work and sloppy editing and you have a movie whose admittedly sexy action is not able to compensate for the sub-par production values. This is especially frustrating since the action in the videos is hot and deserves better treatment than its getting.

Overall, I can’t help but feel that this network’s strategy is to throw so much quantity of content at you over their 35 network sites that you won’t notice that the quality of the content just isn’t there. And at $29.97 per month, more than other, far superior websites and networks, there would have to be something on this site that you just couldn’t resist in order for me to recommend Brazil Bang. A disappointment.



Grade: 67/100